Koni the Black Labrador a.k.a. Vladimir Putin’s pet pooch a.k.a. my new favourite dog ate “[all the] pastries, biscuits and jellied desserts” intended for the bosses of Russia’s ruling party. The ‘all’ is from Prime Minister Putin’s bodyguard, the rest from his spokesman.
This story could only be more awesome if Koni was a Great Dane named Scooby-Doo.