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Posts Tagged ‘Wishful Thinking’

By The Time SETI Contacts Daxam or New Genesis, I Won’t Be Beautiful Anymore

In Science on April 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm

SETI is confident we’ll contact Extra Terrestrials within two decades. This is too long. If my plan to convince them to take me off this backwater planet is to succeed, I’ll need to be young and looking my best. Nobody wants beef if they can have veal!

But all joking aside- this isn’t anything to get too excited over. It’s two decades until the possibility of SETI finding something. And even if we do ‘contact’ Extra Terrestrials- then what? You can bet they won’t understand any language on Earth and vice versa.

Pfft. Everyone Knows True Blue British People Only Have One Bath A Year

In Celebrities, Health on March 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Robert Pattinson responds to earlier comments proclaiming him to be a smelly little animal.

Oh, and he keeps a little black book filled with the names of all the people who write negative stuff about him. What he then does with these names is unclear.

Oh, Alfie

In People on March 29, 2009 at 1:32 am

The 13-year-old father isn’t the father. The nation is shocked to the core. Really.

Who could have possibly predicted that the girl who got pregnant by a 12-year-old little boy could have been sleeping around? If you did, please e-mail me. You obviously have super psychic powers and I want to know if I’ll ever have Chris Pine‘s child.