This is Beyonce. I know. It really picks up at just before a sixth of the way through (I’d give you a time, but it doesn’t have one). This was just hilarious enough to get me out of my funk.
Thank you, Beyonce, for sucking so much. I always knew you did, but it gives me great pleasure to know that you’ve been exposed.
Also, Howard Stern is being named Hero of the Day. He deserves the honour.
EDIT: It’s a fake. Millions are disappointed across the world. Howard Stern is no longer Hero of the Day.
Regardless, it is still hilarious.