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I Hope That Coroner’s Office Has A Safe

In Uncategorized on July 8, 2009 at 9:45 pm

Because they have Michael Jackson’s brain and everyone from crazy fans to crazy scientists will want it.

It’s standard procedure- they need to wait for the brain to harden before performing more tests to figure out just why Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest.

But in the meantime. Somewhere in LA, Michael Jackson’s brain rests in a jar, just waiting for an oportunist psycho to grab it.

Now, I loved, and will always love, Michael Jackson, and I feel so bad for his cute kids, and I don’t mean to disrespect the dead but… I really want someone to snatch that brain. For it to mysteriously vanish- never to be seen again.

Also: to Mr. Josh Grossberg, excellent choice of title. Excellent, I say.


This is your Lady and Mistress… Again

In Uncategorized on July 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Well, I haven’t been here in a while, have I? And I do regret it- so much has happened! But things like my life got in the way.

But I’m back to working on this blog effective immediately.


This is your Lady and Mistress

In Uncategorized on March 25, 2009 at 10:42 pm

I’ll break this down as simply as I can:

I am very, very tired of hopping from one end of the internet to the other to read Article Whatever on This or That Subject, often written by writers who are SO BORING or so longwinded that I can’t even be bothered to finish the article.

So, I decided the best thing to do was to blog about whatever I read. Use my own voice, you know, bitch as I please. I started this on my personal blog, but I have too much to say, I didn’t want it cluttering my commentary of my own life. So I created this blog.

This blog will contain everything. I’m a multifaceted girl- I have many interests. You’ll see a little bit of everything here- music, movies, art, generic internet crap, it all depends on how I’m feeling at the time. You’ll also, as the blog title suggests, see articles and stories that are 1+ day old, occasionally you may get something from the present day, but that’s unlikely as I’m always behind on something.

This blog will not be active every single hour of every single day. Because, dudes, I have a life of some sort at times. You can see the About page for more info.

Any messages that you want to send me- love, hate, or to crucify me because of bad grammar/spelling- can be sent to the e-mail address I made especially for this blog:

That’s all for tonight. Blogging starts tomorrow, whenever I get my ass out of bed.

Your Lady.